The Survey

The Three Hundred Fifty Question Survey of the Almighty Monkey Gods from Planet X

Dann and Jenn

In "" is Dann speaking, in () is Jenn speaking, ok?

Section One: Basic Information

What is your name? "Dann" (Jenn)
What is your quest? "Finish answering this horrendously long survey before I die" (Convert all of mankind to bisexuality)
What is your favorite color? "Purple-ish" (Purple)
Where were you born? "Houston, Texas" (Miami, Florida)
Where do you live now? "Mt. Airy, MD" (Mt. Airy MD, not PA…dammit)
What size are you shoes? "16 Men" (8 Women)
What size bra do you wear? "Hmm…no" (34b)
How big are your genitalia? "That is none of your damn business" (If I was a guy, 6 inches)
What color is your hair? "Black, this month" (Brown)
What color are your eyes? "Grey-ish Blue" (Green, but changes sometimes) "Because you’re a freak J "
Do you bite your nails? "Yes" (Yes)
Do you bite people? "Yes" (Whenever I can)
Do you bite ice cubes? "Hell yeah" (Yes, of course)
Do you own any pets? "Yes" (Yes, doggie and 2 hedgehogs)
How tall are you? "6’ something" (5’ 4") "shorty"
How much do you weigh? "Fuck if I know" (115 last I checked)
Do you have multiple personalities? (And what are they like?) "Yes, it’s right here, answering the survey with me" (I can)
Are you suffering from depression? "uh…not at this particular moment" (same as Dann)
Do you have any other exotic mental disorders? "Does GFS count?" (No)
Do you have any physical diseases? "Not really" (Asthma, mild diabetic)
Do you have GFS? "I am GFS, look at my screen name" (I am the Bobbess of GFS)
Do you have any piercings? "Eventually" (3 holes….in my ear) "hehehe.."
What do you sleep in? "A bed, seriously, that’s it ;)" (T-shirt and comfy pants)
What kind of underwear do you wear? "Boxers" (Bikini cut) "O_o…"
How long is your tongue? "Quite long enough, methinks" (I have short tongue L )

Section Two: Food

What is your favorite food? "I’m not answering that" (bagels and cream cheese)
Why? "’Cause it’s a secret" (‘cause it tastes good)
What is your favorite restaurant? "Olive Leaf Caf�" (Same)
Is Fresca good with whipped cream? "Only on people" (I wouldn’t know, I was on the other end of that one)
Are belly-buttons good cups to drink out of? "Some of them" (Yes)
How often do you eat? "like…once or twice a day" (Eat what?)
Do you eat with chopsticks? "If I were eating Japanese food" (If I knew how)
Do you eat without utensils? "Sometimes" (Yah)
What is your favorite utensil? "I’ll go with fork" (spork, spoon and fork all in one) "Say…wouldn’t that also be a foon?"
Have you ever eaten caviar? "No" (Yeah….)
How about exotic foods? (like fried monkey brains, and whatnot) "Not to my recollection" (Nope)
Have ever eaten a snake? "GFS, god that has so much GFS, no" (GFS, yes, non-GFS no)
Do you eat with your pets? "No" (No)
What is a good number of people to eat with? "I prefer like 1" (Depends on my mood)
Do you eat with your family? "O_O sometimes" (Yeah) "Actually, I eat with Jenn’s family more often than my own"
Would you ever eat feces? "Maybe if it was Reeses Feces" (fuck no)
Do you enjoy eating? "If it tastes good..hehehe.." (I guess so)
Do you enjoy a nice home cooked meal? "Sure" (Why yes, yes I do)
Do you know how to cook? "How to cook a home-cooked meal? Sorry, but I can’t do that, it’s simply not possible" (Mac & Cheese)
What is your favorite ice cream flavor? "Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz" (Haagen Das Coffee)
Are you a vegetarian? "Nope, I don’t believe in killing veggies" (I agree with Dann)
Have you ever been to an Ethiopian restaurant? "Yeah, once, but it really sucked" (Why yes, I have)
What are your favorite condiments? "No" (I’m not sure)
Do you share food with your pets? "No" (No)
Have you ever traded food with other people, via their mouths? "Does ice count?" (I’ve shared a variety of things with other people)

Section Three: Background Information, and such

What are your hobbies? "Drawing, computer stuff, anime, writing, thinking of imaginative ways to do things, take that however you wish" (computer stuff, writing, anime, drawing, reading when I get a chance, I guess sports) "I’m noticing a pattern here…"
What are you good at? "Don’t ask me, ask Lissie, I understand people" (drawing a blank) "She’s good at that J "
Do you play sports? "Depends on your definition of sport" (Yeah)
Do play musical instruments? (not the bone flute) "Sometimes" (I used to)
Do you have any hidden talents? "Yeah, my inherent psychic powers, I’m trying to unearth them" (Finding sensitive spots on people) "That is NOT a hidden talent, Jenn" (hehee)
What is your family like? "A bunch of people…yup" (I’m not too sure of that myself) "Jenn’s mom is cool though)
Do you enjoy the outdoors? "Hell yeah" (Burgock!!!)
Do you like to camp? "Oh yes" (huh huh huh…)
Do you like to "camp"? "Oh yeah, that too" (yeah baby, yeah)
Have you ever skinny dipped? "My house is an epicenter of that sort of thing" (When do I not?) "IN the winter dummy"
Have you ever been "swimming"? "I was there when we coined the term, so ha" (Yes, I’ve had first "hand" experience)
Do you collect anything? "memories, that’s about it, oh yeah, and Tenchi" (Tenchi stuff and CDs and movies I love)
What does your room look like? "Ever seen a hurricaine disaster area?" (Pink with posters that cover as much as possible)
What’s your favorite type of music? "I dunno" (I don’t know either)
What is your favorite band/singer? "Tie between Trent Reznor and Tori Amos" (Radiohead, Tori, Bjork, Garbage, Enigma, soundtracks)
What is your favorite song? (overall) "geez…tie between "Hurt" by NIN and "Silent all These Years" by Tori" (I have no clue, way to many to pick from)
What is your favorite CD? "Little Earthquakes, and The Downward Spiral" (Too many)
What is your favorite love song? "You know that Aerosmith song from Armageddon?" (Beth knows it)
What is your favorite heavy/angry/violent song? "March of the Pigs or Wish" (Anything from the first Korn album)
What is your favorite depressed song? "Hurt, definitely" (It won’t rain all the time)
What is your favorite happy song? "Aqua makes some pretty cool happy stuff" (Tainted Love, you know the one on that old Levi’s commercial with the hospital?)
What is your favorite sex song? "Get Down Make Love, that should be pretty self-explanitory" (Where my love is, by Madonna)
Do you like rap? (hardcore, not that R&B or pop crap) "Busta Rhymes is pretty good, and I don’t mind most rap" (yeah)
Do you enjoy popular, mainstream bands? (hanson, spicegirls, Backstreet Boys, etc.) "Enjoy? Not quite, but I can stand them if I must" (ugh.. no)
Do you write? "What does it look like?" (Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees….)
What kind of stuff do you write? "fantasy, sci-fi, reality, erotic, take your pick" (whatever I feel like)
Do you do any sort of visual art? "Hell yeah" (yeah)
Are you into drama? "Drama is nifty" (Yupperdo)
Do you enjoy movies? "Yes" (of course, I do)
What’s your favorite movie? "Hackers" (Foxfire) "Note, they both have Angelina Jolie"
What’s your favorite soundtrack? "The Crow, definitely" (Hackers and City of Angels)
Do you watch TV? "Sometimes" (for a few select programs)
What do you usually watch? "I leave MTV on a lot, I actually watch the Simpsons though, and Ally McBeal if I’m at Jenn’s on a Monday night" (Ally, Party of Five, X-Files, Daria, and skinimax) "Oh yeah, skinimax, always fun"
Do you use the internet on a regular basis? "That’s a bit of an understatement" (I guess)
Do you have AOL Instant Messager? "naturally" (um hm)
Do you have ICQ? (if no, why the hell not?) "yes" (no, I never thought of getting it)
What are your screen names? "for the moment, just NeoBaneGFS, but I have about 15 others" (Vampoo8 is my dominant one)
Have you ever killed a man? (or woman) "inadvertantly, most likely" (in my dreams)
Do you like children? "really little ones" (of course)
Do you plan on having children? "maybe" (I dunno, I’ll decide when the time comes)
Do you want to get married? (and do you know who yet?) "Maybe someday, I wouldn’t be too against that…as to who, I don’t know, I don’t plan that far ahead" (not really, but if it was a Natural Born Killers type thing, sure)
What is your sexual preference? "bi" (bi)
Do you like humanity? "as a whole? No….but there a some people worth the time" (Humans suck, ‘cause they have huge egos)
Are you an outcast? "Yes, hell, I’m an outcast even from the one place you don’t get cast out of, how’s that?" (sometimes)
Have ever had the urge to wander the wastelands trying to save the world from the ultimate end? "save? No, cause? Yes" (no)
Anyways…uh….do you..have a significant other? "sure do" (yeah)
If not, do you have a crush or whatever on anyone right now? "see above" (ditto)
Do you have lots of friends? "define lots" (true friends, not really, but, then I guess I have a lot of "friends")
What is your favorite actor/actress? "Nicholas Cage, Angelina Jolie" (Angelina Jolie, definitely, Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, Jillian Byrnes) "Ok, fine Jillian too, I didn’t know we could use like people we know from school"
Will you lick me? "yes" (where?) "nevermind"

Section Four: SEX (for the purposes of this section, the word SEX, unless specified otherwise, will mean anything sexual)

Warning: This section might be inappropriate for our younger viewers, be warned, there’ some pretty graphic stuff in here, don’t say we didn’t warn you…

First off, do you even like sex? (or things related to it?) "duh yes" (yeah)
Do you believe sex to be wrong in any way shape or form? (if yes, why?) "nope" (nope)
Do you masturbate? (well?) "Yes, I do, and damn proud of it" (not really, well, I mean, I guess sometimes)
How often? "whenever I feel like it" (when I feel like it, which is rare)
How long does it take? "However long I make it take…" (I don’t keep track)
Who do you think of when you do? "Take a wild guess" (I don’t know…)
What are your freakiest sexual fantasies? (don’t be afraid) "Nothing is freaky to me, muwahahaha, better watch out" (basically, I agree with Dann)
Are you into sadomasochism? "sure" (oh, of course)
Have you ever had sex? (yes, the societally normal terms of sex, as in vaginal intercourse) "Can’t say that I have" (no)
Have you ever fingered a girl? "yes" (yup)
Have you jacked off a guy? "nope" (yup)
Have you ever gone down on a girl? "not yet" (yup)
Have you ever gone down on a guy? "nope" (yup)
Have you ever had anyone go down on you? "yup" (yup)
Has anyone ever jacked off/fingered you? "yup" (yup)
How many fingers have you ever had in you/put in someone? "uh, two, I think" (max 4)
Do you own any sex toys? "Jenn once thought the joystick on my computer was a dildo, so, I guess I might" (does the vibrator under my bed count?)
Do you use them? "no" (no)
Often? "no" (no)
Have you ever had an orgasm? "yup" (yup)
How many in a row? "how does one count "in a row?" (I’ve never had a multiple ograsm, so..)
Did someone else cause them? Or you? "dunno" (obviously, neither)
Have you ever used food in sex? "well, does fresca and whipped cream count?" (yeah..)
What was it? "mmm…I can taste the warm chocolately goodness….j/k" (chocolate, peanut butter, whipped cream, fresca) "gee, I hope they don’t catch on"
If you haven’t had sex, do you plan on it anytime soon? "I don’t plan, but I wouldn’t count it out of the realm of possibilities" (no)
Have you ever paid money for sexual favors? "no" (no)
Have you ever been paid for sexual favors? "no" (yes)
Are you a pimp? "not to my knowledge" (no….i’d be considered a madam)
Ever been to a whore house? "Does going to a whore’s house count?" (Does Dann’s house count?) "hey!" (wait…that could be my house to couldn’t it?) "yes"
Have you ever had anal sex? (giving or receiving) "nope" (no)
Have you ever seen a porno? (Skinimax doesn’t count) "Hentai forever!" (yup)
Where are you most sensitive? "yup" (neck, back, ears, stomach, and thighs) "and…."
Ever had a hickey? "no" (yup)
Ever given one? "yup" (I gave Sean one hell of a hickey)
Have you ever given out a hickey that was said to resemble "A hole in her neck"? "evidently" (maybe not a hole in her neck, but being hit by a 2x4)
Have you ever slept in the same bed as a member of the opposite sex? "hi jenn" (yup)
And done things you weren’t supposed to? "what wasn’t I supposed to do?" (yup)
Have you ever been involved in anything sexual with more than one other person? "yup" (yup)
Have you ever almost been caught trying to finger your best friend in a camper? "as a matter of fact…" (no) "let’s guess why"
Have you ever been the best friend? "no" (yup)
Have kissed anyone using your tongue? "yup" (yup yup)
Have you ever had a three-way kiss? "not that I remember" (yup)
Have you ever kissed anyone while watching Saved by the Bell? (when they were trying to give mouth to mouth to Kelly?) "yes, as a matter of fact, I did, how’d you guess?" (nope, but I was kissed)
Have you ever been caught having sex? "does that one time on that trip count?" (does your mom walking in while you’re fingering someone count, even though she didn’t know?)
Have you ever nearly been caught having sex? "Well….if you count that trip and a few other times" (many times)
Have you ever had parents disturb you during sex (or something like it) and have them not know it? "nope…I don’t think so.." (oh yeah, that fucking sucks)
Have you ever nearly been caught feeling someone up in your mother’s bedroom? "yes, I have" (in my mother’s bedroom, no, but in your mother’s bedroom, yeah) "hehe"
Have you ever screwed around at a Tori Amos concert? "can’t say that I have" (maybe just a little bit)
Have you seen Wild Things? (or not seen it, if you know what I mean…) "yes" (hehehehehe….)
Have you ever violated stuffed tigers? "no…I think we know who this is directed at" (no..)
Have you ever used a toothbrush to assist in sexual pleasure? "no.." (no)
Have you ever masturbated with a candle? "that’s not quite possible for me" (…) "<glares>"
Have you ever masturbated when you could’ve been caught? "duh yeah" (of course)
Have you ever laughed during orgasm? "nope" (yup)
Have you ever cried during orgasm? "no" (yup)
Have you felt the effects your sexual escapades for days afterwards? "in a manner of speaking, yes" (yup)
Have you ever had sex while drunk? "no" (yup)
Have you ever done anything with animals? (please say no) " I threw a frisbee to an animal once" (no, I don’t go that way)
Have you ever done anything that you classify you as a pedophile? "probably" (maggie?) "hey now, everyone is a pedophile then"
Have you ever had sex in a pool? "no" (yup)
Have you ever had sex in a tent? "yup" (yup)
Have you ever had sex in a car? "no" (yup)
Do you talk about your sex life to lots of people? "bits of the past, yes" (to close friends, and only certain things) "wait…what’re we doing right now?"
Do you talk during sex? "maybe" (maybe)
Have you ever had anyone go down on you while you were on the phone? "no" (no, I really want to though that’d be funny) "you know, we could go call someone…j/k"
Have you ever had phone sex? "no" (I guess)
Have you ever had cyber sex? "I guess" (no)
Have you ever been propositioned for sex? "yup" (yup) "and before you jump to conclusions, no, it was not me"
Have you ever done a sixty-nine? "no" (unfortunately no)
Was it with anyone we know? "no" (no)
Have you ever managed to convince someone that sex with you wouldn’t be so bad after all? "hehehe…" (no)
Have you ever influenced anyone’s sexual preference? "one time someone said something to that effect" (um..yes)
How many times? "once, maybe twice" (seven or eight)
Can you do any interesting tricks with your tongue? "I can do one trick, but, I don’t think that’s anyone else’s business.." (I guess not)
Can you find the "G-spot"? "haven’t been looking, kinda like a quest for the holy grail, it’s out there somewhere, but no one is ever going to find it" (I think so)
Have you ever had to ask for directions on how to find a clit? "I needed no directions, I have built-in radar" (not that I know of)
Have you ever done anything sexual with your best friend? (either sex) "yup" (yup)
How far did it go? "none of your business, aka I don’t feel like figuring it out" (none of your business) "ooh, we’re harsh"
Are you into bondage? "sure" (never had it happen, but I like the idea….alot)
Have you ever been tied up? (and I don’t mean like you got kidnapped tied-up) "yes, someone tied me to a door once…" (yup)
If given the chance, would you want someone older and more experienced to teach you the ropes, so to speak? "sure….but not right now" (I guess if I was attracted to them in that way) "note, we’re not talking about old people"
Have you ever inserted a pen into yourself and given it to your friend afterwards? "no.." (…) "dork"
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone? "no" (yup)
Have you ever had sex in a movie theater? "no" (no)
Have you ever been pregnant? "I hope not" (no)
Do your fingers excrete semen? "not to my knowledge" (beth….)
Does a full moon do interesting things to your amount of horniness? "yup" (oh yup) "hehehe…"
Have you ever had an orgasm just because Korn came on stage? "no" (…)
Have you ever done a striptease? "no" (yup)
Have you ever belly-danced? "no" (yup)
Have you ever lap-danced? "no" (yup)
Have you ever played with someone’s nipples with no sexual intentions? "yup" (of course)
Do you have any fetishes? (what are they?) "people, I have a really big people fetish, isn’t that weird?" (stomachs) "that too"
Has anyone ever used their toes to sexually stimulate you? "no.." (yup)
Do you enjoy "auto-erotic exhilaration"? "yup" (a little bit)
Have you ever had people lying on you, and not been doing anything sexual? "yup" (yup)
Are you dominating or submissive? "I mold to the opposite of whoever else is there" (usually, dominating, but I like to be submissive)
Have you ever had sex with an audience? "no" (yup)
Have you ever gone on a date? "I guess" (yup)
If you had a clone of yourself, which was exactly identical to you, would you have sex with it? "yup" (yup)

Section Five: Drugs

Have you ever smoked? "yup" (yeah..)
Have you ever consumed alcohol? "hehe..yup" (mmm hmm)
Have you ever done pot? "yup" (mmm-hmm)
Have you ever done crack? "no" (no, don’t plan on it)
Have you ever dropped Acid? (and no, I don’t mean did you drop it on the floor) "not yet" (no)
Have you ever tried Ecstasy? "not yet" (I’ve tried to get some but it hasn’t worked out)
Have you ever done Heroin? "no" (no, never)
Have you ever been addicted to a drug? "no" (sex)
Have you ever gotten drunk? "hehe…yup" (yeah)
Have you ever gotten high? "yup" (yup)
Have you ever had a bad trip? "no" (no)
Have you ever had an Acid flashback? "no" (no)
Have you ever used multiple drugs at once? "no" (mmm hmm)
Have you ever used prescription drugs not for their prescribed purpose? " yup…" (yup)
Have you ever overdosed on any drugs? "yup…" (I guess not)
Have you ever bought or sold drugs? "no" (bought)
Have you ever been caught using drugs? (or while you were high) "no" (no)
Have you ever been caught in possession of drugs? "no" (yeah)
Have you ever done something you regretted while on drugs? "no" (no)
Do you use any drugs on a regular basis? "no" (no)
Have you ever gotten high with someone’s parents? "no" (no)
Have you ever been to a drug party? "no" (yeah)
Have you ever been fucked up the ass by a large black man named Dorian while you were high? "no…" (no)
What’s your favorite drug? "pot was pretty interesting.." (horniness)
If you’ve ever had a hallucination (drug induced) what was it/was it like? "not to my knowledge" (yeah)

Section Five: Religion

What religion are you? "Someone gave me the title of Miscellanous Nature Freak the other day, so I guess that works" (My own religion) "dear, that’s not a religion, that’s belief"
Were you born into this religion or did you choose it yourself? "chose" (of course I was born into my own religion) "this is fucking ridiculous"
Do you believe in one almighty god? "only one?" (no)
Do you believe in reincarnation? "sure do" (yeah)
Have you ever been of any other religion than what you are now? "plenty" (yeah)
Were you ever a Noahist? "no" (no)
Do you pray? "not to any gods you give a damn about" (not to a god)
How frequently? "whenever I feel like, hope Gaia doesn’t get pissed at me" (whenever I feel like)
Do you go to a church? "used to…" (uh huh)
Are you in a cult? "no" (people think my church is a cult)
Do you wholeheartedly believe in all the tenets of your religion? "no religion" (well, since it is my own religion, of course) "…"
Are you God-fearing? "Well….not in the sense that I’m afraid to do anything wrong or God might kill me, but, trust me, piss off nature, and life will be hell, got it?" (very true)
Do you believe in Heaven and Hell? "no" (no)
Do you believe in any other form of afterlife? "nope, reincarnation" (same as Dannipoo)
Do you believe in Angels? "yes, but not in the sense that dumb old Christianity has them, morons.." (I agree with Dannipoo there)
Do you believe in the Devil, Lucifer, Satan, etc? "no" (no)
Do you believe in demons? "yes, same deal as angels though" (I guess)
Do you believe in possession? "sure" (yup)
Have you seen the Exorcist? "yup" (fuck me jesus!)
Have you read the Holy Bible? "yup, plenty" (parts)
Have you read the Koran? "not yet" (not yet)
Have you read the Satanic Bible? "all the way through a couple times" (parts)
Are you an atheist and getting sick of these questions? "no" (nope)
Do you celebrate Christian holidays, even if you aren’t a Christian? "yeah, how else would I get money to buy other people stuff?" (yup)
Do you believe in Creationism? "hehe…not hardly" (no..)

Random and Miscellaneous stuff

Who were you in a past life? "part of the same person as Jenn" (I was me, but not me, hehe) "fancy that, me too)
Have you ever killed a man? "I thought about it, but I’m just not ready to make that kind of commitment" (I wanted to)
How about a woman? "nope" (no)
Do you look at porn? "on occasion" (not really)
Have you ever made your own porn? "there was no camera!" (no)
Do you watch Friday night Skinimax? "yup" (yup)
Are you one of the 12 Funky Drunken Monkeys in a barrel? "yup, a founding member" (ditto)
Do you even know if you are? "duh, yes" (uh huh)
Do you even know what the 12 Funky Drunken Monkeys in a barrel are? "we’re an elite society of…of..of..it’s a secret" (of course)
What are you deepest wishes and desires? "happiness, that’s all I ask" (same as Dannipoo)
If you could live anywhere, where would you live? "Philidelphia" (NYC)
If you could be anyone else, who would you be? "I like being me" (I’d like to be in all my close friends shoes for one day just to see what their life is like)
Have you ever traveled out of the U.S.? "yes" (yup)
Do you like your name? "I guess" (eh)
What name would you rather have? "Geez…I dunno" (I love the name Jade)
What will you name your children? "I don’t know, something archaic" (I’d go with Nicodemus or Gabriel, and for girls I would go for Kali and Pix)
Do you like pelicans? "no" (I guess, not really)
Have you ever floated on a sea of pigeons and applesauce? "no" (no)
Do you think the Apocalypse is coming soon? "hehe…yup" (yeah)
When? "you got about…seven months or so" (I dunno)
Do you want/have any tattoos? And where? "I want a few, using my designs, or some cool japanese stuff, anywhere is fine" (yeah, ankles, lower back, between shoulder blade) "she wants those, she doesn’t have them"
Do you drive? "nope" (I can)
Have you driven, even when you legally couldn’t? "no" (yeah)
What animal would you be, if you could be one? "crow" (wolf)
Would you become a vampire, if offered the opportunity? "sure" (yeah)
If you could live forever, without any drawbacks, would you? "hmm…if I could die when I chose to, yes" (same as Dannipoo)
Do you believe in magic? "yep" (si)
Do you believe in intangible things, like love and hate? Or are you some sort of idiot who just writes them off as a label applied by foolish poets? (NOAH) "I’ll go with the first one" (yes, I believe)
Do you have acne? "doesn’t everyone?" (yeah)
Do you wear sweatshirts? "yeah…maybe" (yeah)
Are you wearing underwear right now? "yes" (yes) "wow"
What time is it? "7:34 PM" (same)
How fast is your computer? "Pentium 133, it’s a piece of junk" (Pentium 200) "damn you"
How many e-mail addresses do you have? "five" (two)
Do you eat seafood? "yes" (not if I can avoid it)
Do you eat home-cooked meals? "sure" (same as first time you asked this) "oops"
Do you have a diary? "no" (a journal, yeah)
Do you have a small package of lubricant in your mouth? "not anymore" (no)
How many condoms do you have? "at least one" (half a dozen) "you don’t need ‘em, gimme"
Do you own anything that is yellow? "probably" (guaranteed to please)
Do you find pencil sharpeners to be erotic? "no" (no)
Do you like Borders? "yes" (hell yes)
Have you ever played an RPG? (like D&D) "Quite a few" (yeah)
Do you own any video game systems? "yes" (I used to)
Do you have a library card? "somewhere" (a few of em)
Do you have a bunkbed? "I have the top part of my old bunkbed" (I do too)
Do you own lots of movies? "Sure" (Umm…yes)
What kind of mouse do you have? "A piece of shit that breaks constantly" (I have a mouse?)
If you were locked in room, would you rather have a CD Player, a computer, or a TV? "computer, which could be used for all three" (computer)
Are you wearing socks? "no" (yeah)
Have you ever popped a cherry? "I think I stepped on one once, and it popped" (my own?)
Do you watch Ally McBeal? "uh..tonight, I guess so" (every chance I get)
Who is your favorite character? "John Cage" (Nell)
Ever seen Hackers? "hehe, yuppers" (considering I own the movie, I hope so)
Is this survey sexiful? "quite" (why yes, yes it is)
Do you find this survey irksome? "not at all" (no)
Do you have the key? "yes" (no Beth does)
Complete the sentence, "I am a big, giant, flaming, ______" "fag" (bullfrog) "my answer was better"
Are you a stupid fag? "That’s what Beth seems to think" (Can I be a fag?) "sure, join us"
Does your butt itch right now? "no" (no)
Do you have a wedgie? "no" (a little one)
Is your full name Elizabeth? "no" (no)
How many of you have ever had a fantasy about Maggie? (this one was Jenn’s idea, in case Maggie hears about it) "One time" (Definitely)
Have you ever been to the American Wilderness? "sure" (yeah)
Do you think the US should take over Canada? "if we have nothing better to do, why not?" (no)
Should we take up the idea of Isolationism? "I wouldn’t know" (good question)
Do you know what the hell that is? "no, but I could guess" (yeah)
Are any of you in amnesty? "I would’ve been" (yeah)
Why? "no comment…hhehehe.." (‘Cause I wanna help people, and ‘cause Josh Willis is the president, hehehe) "calm down"
If you could see any musical talent in concert, who would it be? "Trent Reznor, duh" (Radiohead, then Trent and Garbage, and Bjork)
"When in doubt, whip it out" Is this statement correct? "no, you might hurt someone" (sure thing)
Do you think that you’re a god? "nope, they frown on that" (god of myself) "oh yeah, I am the God of GFS, and fuck, for that matter" (and I’m the Bobbess of Fuck, and GFS, also) "right"
Do you watch anime? "all the time" (whenever I can)
Do you find Pamela Anderson Lee to be sexually exciting? "hehe…nope…but I think someone getting this must, or they wouldn’t have that shit on their computer <glares>" (hell no)
Would you ever name your dog "My Penis"? "sure" (ok)
Do you own any troll dolls? "yes, but not the kind you mean" (used to)
Do you have any beanie babies? "used to, my poor monkey..and I have a shark" (no)
Are you wearing any shoes right now? "no" (yeah) "freak"
Do you wear lots of name brand clothes? (Nike, Reebok, Tommy, etc) "heh, not hardly" (nope)
Are you having as much trouble filling this out as we are writing it? "uh…I created you and I can destroy you, so shut up" (not really)
But, on the other hand, are you having as much fun? "uh, duh" (yeah, but I still think creating it was hilarious)
What is the most sexually loaded phrase you’ve ever heard, or stated? "So, when are you coming?" (Always go deep) "O_o"
Do you have anyone person whom you would classify as your best friend? "as a matter of fact…" (yup)
Do you have any pictures on your walls? "yes" (I think so)
If you could become any other stereotypical person than what you already are, what would you be? (like jock, goth, geek, etc.) "I’d like to be cowboy for a day, so I can shoot people and claim they were evil" (complete goth) "oh yeah, that too, but I’m working on it" (or a complete S&M freak)
Do you like artificial light? "no" (yes)
Are you a morning person? "sure" (fuck no)
Do you sleep a lot when your significant other is around? "no, not hardly" (no, but she does)
Do you have a couch? "yes" (yeah)
Are you listening to any music right now? "yes" (Hackers 2)
Do you have a mouse pad? "yes" (yeah)
Do you have a scanner, if so, do you have any scanned pictures of yourself? "Yup" (yep)
Do you have your hands in your pants? "no" (no)
Are trying to prove to your best friend that you aren’t masturbating right now? "no" (no)
Do you have a closet near by? "yeah" (yeah)
Have you ever hidden in a closet and then, come out? "yes" (yes)
Are you wearing a bra right now? "no" (yes…..<groans>) "I could fix that…"
Have you ever paid money to see people "hook up"? "evidently" (no)
Are you spreading right now? "no" (yeah)
Are you wearing a necklace? "no" (no)

Say something nice about whoever sent this to you, or your co-writer, if you wrote it

"Jenn, you are very fantabulous"

(Dann, you’re one huge fag)